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Fri, Aug. 29th, 2008, 12:05 am

My family just bought a 40'' Sony Bravia.

Tue, Mar. 18th, 2008, 12:06 pm
An Apt Forward

On the topic of stockmarkets:

It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their
New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Red
Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was
going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his
Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and
that the members Of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He
went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked
"Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going
to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service
responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "It is
going to be very cold" came the reply. The Chief again went back to his
people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely,"
The man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Red Indians are collecting wood like
crazy."

This is how the stock market works.

Tue, Mar. 18th, 2008, 01:50 am
Money (Part 1)

Okay, I tried to explain this to Samma tonight. She was very polite, but I don't think I was clear. Let me try again. I'm going to write this in parts because it actually makes me physically angry, and I can't write for long lest my brain explode.

1) Subprime lending.
You've heard about it, but what is it?
It's a situation where financial institutions in the US have been giving out loans/mortgages to people who don't have credit scores good enough to go through conventional loan packages. In otherwords, they are charged a higher interest rate because their credit is not very good.
What's the (obvious) fallout?
These people are getting loans at much higher rates, and in many cases it's for amounts that they cannot afford. These banks and financial institutions are signing off on these loans anyway because it makes their numbers look good.
These people are and have been unable to pay out their loans.

2) Investors Panicking
So these loans are bad. There are funds all over Wall Street that were investing in the companies that were giving out these loans because their numbers looked so good.
Most of these loans have gone bad now. Big fucking shock.
What has this meant?
Investment Banks, The 'Big 5' Canadian Banks, and the major US Banks have all lost money.
Securities and Investment companies have lost money.
Bear Sterns and Lehman, have both lost huge, and they were the two biggest players in the market.
Please, go onto http://www.bloomberg.com and look up these two companies. Their names are plastered all over the site. See how well they've fared lately.

3) Why the fuck is Anup talking about this?
Bear Stearns went bankrupt, almost.
See, if they had gone bankrupt, they would have had to disclose the fact that they paid out BILLIONS of dollars to members of their Board. They don't want investors to see that, because they'll get mad, and rightfully so.
They were bought out at $2/share by JP Morgan (heard of them?). That's practically bankrupt, but not quite.
Do you know where the money to buy them out came from?
The US federal reserve.
In the amount of $200 Billion in treasury bonds.
That's essentially $200 Billion in cash being sent into the market with an already weak American dollar, and rumours that they are going to slash interest by another 100 basis points, bringing their prime lending rate to an astounding 2.25%. That's fucked.
They're hoping to spend themselves out of debt.
Or they're hoping to write off the dollar. This is devaluation like we've never seen since the 70's, and 1930's & 1940's Germany.
They are ARTIFICIALLY increasing the money supply.

4) Who the hell is the US Federal Reserve?
You know the Bank of Canada? They govern the monetary policy in Canada. They decide the lending rates, and the money supply (there's a correlation there, but you don't have to understand it to follow me). They are responsible to the Government of Canada. This makes sense, I'm sure. In theory, we, the people, control the government. The government, in turn, controls the money. We ultimately control the money.
This is not so in America.
In America, the printing of money is PRIVATE.
If you've seen the movie "Zeitgeist", you will know this. I'm not saying that this movie is necessarily coming true, but some of their predictions are eerie.
There are private interests devaluing the currency in America. This means that anyone holding American dollars (in savings accounts, GIC's, and funds) is fucked because of the resulting inflation that will occur.

5) What did the reserve do?
They bailed out a company that made stupid decisions and claimed it was for the people.
What the fuck does that mean?
Bear Sterns made a few stupid decisions. In the free market, they should pay for these decisions. If that means they go bankrupt, then so be it.
It seems that the government and people who cried so passionately for free-market capitalism are now asking the government to intervene.
It seems that if you're rich, white, and stupid, you get a different set of rules than everyone. (This doesn't apply to all white people, just the rich and stupid ones).

6) What does this mean for the economy?
I will tell you later.
I'm so mad.
So fucking mad.

If you have money in a savings account, I'd move it.
Buy gold. Buy coffee. Buy Sugar. Buy a fucking commodity.
And short these bastards in the futures market.
They're going to collapse. They should. They deserve it. They bet on the failure of North America, we should bet on theirs.

Tue, Dec. 18th, 2007, 11:34 pm

sometimes i hate youtube because it makes crap like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvXzjGRnKc) accessible to the world.

but it also makes crap like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAoo71VEYhs) which is fucking hilarious.

Fri, Dec. 14th, 2007, 10:07 am
Soccer

Okay, real quick.
Liverpool vs. Manchester United
Arsenal vs. Chelsea
unbelievable sunday, right?

i can't believe how many people are backing chelsea to win this match.
what a load of shit!
arsenal have got loads more class than chelsea!
here's to manchester united and arsenal fighting for the top prize.
i feel like i'm in highschool again.

Fri, Sep. 14th, 2007, 01:48 am

I took a quiz.
Something about careers.

1.

Professor

   

2.

Foreign Language Instructor

   

3.

ESL Teacher

   

4.

Sport Psychology Consultant

   

5.

Rehabilitation Counselor

   

6.

Politician

   

7.

Lobbyist

   

8.

Judge

   

9.

Psychologist

   

10.

Actor

Fri, Aug. 3rd, 2007, 03:24 am

i know that i'll do something stupid.
she wants me to.
i think.
perhaps not.

Fri, May. 25th, 2007, 03:18 am
mmhmmmmm

Brent, people suck. You know it, and I know it.
Why settle with mediocrity?
When you're in a bad spot...move on up.
I know that you know this, I'm just giving a friendly reminder.

I saw Momento today.
Oh, and I got Exclaim magazine to tentatively agree to 2 full-page ads in their magazine (July and August), pending the approval of Mr. Tobin.
Between the Beating Heart Festival, I.A.M., school, and work, things have been so busy.
If I've not been around much, I apologise.

Golfing at 10:15 today with Ryan and Darrell. That always makes me happy.
Saw Momento with Lyra, Adil, and Thea today. I love that movie.
And I read a short story called "Guts" by a man named Chuck Palahniuk. Disturbing.

I've begun my study of The Bible.
Someone approached me at school on Wednesday when I was sitting outside, waiting for class to begin.
Christian dude: Hey man, that's a great book.
Anup: It's interesting.
Christian dude: Were you born Christian?
Anup: Nope
Christian dude: When did you convert?
Anup: I didn't.
Christian dude: Oh, so you're thinking of it?
Anup: Nope.
Christian dude: -silent-
Anup: I'm a heretic. I'm reading it so that I may disprove it.
Christian dude: Oh...-walks away-
I think that I did him a favour.

Okay, I should rest. It's likely going to rain at the end of the round tomorrow.
Long-ass day.
Peace!

Mon, May. 21st, 2007, 04:43 am

You're such a raging fag, that if I were to kill you, I'd be guilty of homocide.
i'm fucking clever.

Sat, May. 19th, 2007, 01:56 am

hello all.
i just attended the greatest concert of my life.
Ultra Magnus and Escalate.
I'd like to thank God, Allah, Dev, and Jehovah for putting that much talent into a group of 12 human beings.

Tue, May. 15th, 2007, 03:06 am

QOTD:

"Yeah, I'm that good!"
- Dre Shorty

Sun, May. 13th, 2007, 01:32 pm
so late

out until 5 am.
was in 4 different regions (York, Peel, Halton, Metro Toronto).
Driving with Samma.
Just woke up now (1:00pm).
whatthefuck!

Thu, May. 10th, 2007, 02:00 am
Goodbye

Laura is leaving for Halifax to write for the paper there.
*sigh*

Sat, May. 5th, 2007, 02:42 am
A Perfect 2 Days

Thursday:
- golf with bobby at 9:20 am
- work from 3-8:30
- sleep from 10:30pm-5:00am, then from 5:15am-10:00am. that's 11 hours, 45 minutes. nuts, eh?
----
Friday
- chopped some trees down and moved their ravaged carcasses to the dump with papa bear
- lunch with papa bear
- bike ride with grenville
- beer drinking at culture rising with grenville, cody, and nilsson
- soccer at culture rising with adil, grenville, cody, and nilsson
- cricket at culture rising with adil, grenville, cody, and nilsson
- climbing the roof at culture rising to retrieve a lost soccer ball with adil, grenville, cody, and nilsson.
- grenville kicked the ball back onto the roof 30 seconds after ball retrieval
- donairs and garlic bread at pizza memo (queen/college)
- watching the raptors lose aginst the nets (bad), with 5 new friends we made at memo's (good)
- seeing marcus outside memo's while having a smoke at waiting for food
- music and cigars at Robin/Rob's place (lyra's father, and his best friend)
- going to a comedy writers party at lansdowne/college and seeing a guy named matt pull off about 15 hilarious impressions. the best were stewie, bubbles, al bundy, and hank hill.
----
Saturday will be good as well
- work 11:00am-3:30pm
- tennis with papa bear at 4:30
- finally getting my taxes done (oops)
- sam's birthday!
----
Sunday will be all about soccer and chores. Monday, i start summer school. I've almost got my B.A.
Thank you for reading!

Thu, May. 3rd, 2007, 06:51 am

and yes, manchester united were eliminated from the Champion's League today.
mentioning it will get you punched in the face.

Mon, Apr. 23rd, 2007, 03:00 am
Shout to my giiirrrlllll

thanks andrea!

Mon, Apr. 9th, 2007, 06:09 pm
Something interesting happened!

No it didn't.

Thanks Shannon, Shawna, and Samantha for the soup and dvd's.

Goodluck on exams everyone!

Fri, Mar. 30th, 2007, 02:02 am

The Events after Saturday Night:
- Arrive at York at 4:00pm.
- Write a paper for 15 hours straight, until 7:00am, for my 4040 class.
- Attend class from 9:30-11:30
- Drive home (bad idea) at 11:30am
- Sleep from 12:00pm-7:00pm
- Go to soccer for my 11:30pm match
- Roll my ankle at 11:35pm, on my second shift
- Hangout Chez Ashenhurst
- Go and get X-rayed
- Have lunch with my mum at Cora's, and have Nancy (Theo's sister) serve us, which was a pleasant surprise.
- Find out that my ankle, now swollen and purple, is badly sprained and am put in crutches.

That was fun. Now I write paper, after paper.
3 to be exact.
oyyyy veeeyyyy.

Tue, Mar. 27th, 2007, 05:57 pm

thank you sam for your coddling yesterday.
my ankle isn't broke, which is good. but i'm still on crutches.
i dunno how they work.

it's a beautiful day...who wants to do something?
call me!

Sun, Mar. 25th, 2007, 01:30 pm

what the fuck happened last night?

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